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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:14

Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
SpaceX fires up Super Heavy booster ahead of Starship's 10th test flight (video) - Space
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do people ask stupid questions on Quora when they instead could ask ChatGPT?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Still no good.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Staying in This Place Too Long Could Change How You Age, Scientists Say - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...